That moron Lindsay Lohan got arrested AGAIN last night for DUI. And narcotics possession. What the hell is wrong with these people? Are they going to have to kill someone before they get their driver to drive them around? Don’t tell me Lindsay couldn’t find anyone to drive her “rehabbed” butt home from the bar. This makes me sick.
Celebrities, drink yourselves into oblivion, do enough drugs to kill an elephant, I don’t care. Have a great time, enjoy your mass of fortune and all of the fun it brings with it. But keep your trashy moronic selves off MY roads where people I know and love are driving. I hope they throw the book at her. If they don’t, if I were Paris, I would raise 10 kinds of immortal hell. 
First up, Paris Hilton. I love Paris - I think she is fabulously entertaining, super stylish and probably a spoiled brat. But I also think she is incredibly astute where her career is concerned. Girl can take care of herself. Why these gals don’t use drivers when they are clubbing is beyond me, I sure would, but otherwise I think Paris is a pretty cool chick. I was somewhat impressed that she went to county instead of the country club jail, yep I was. This recent turn of events however is not impressive. How much did they pay someone off to let her out of jail and into that big punishing 52 bazillion dollar Hilton estate? Because her doctor said she wasn’t doing well in jail??? Who DOES well in jail - thats the point of the damn thing - you’re not SUPPOSED to want to be there (or come back!). Thats just wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
Update: I am glad to see that someone realized the error of their ways. Or someones ways. Paris is in the country club now, but hopefully she really HAS learned a lesson or two now. Wonder how many days she will serve - anyone want to make a wager?
Second - Isaiah Washington has been let go from Greys Anatomy. It’s about friggin time. It’s a little anticlimactic now, but I guess its a good thing. Here is what Isaiah says:
“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore”
Get over yourself. You’re lucky you weren’t booted on the spot. Don’t you know everyone in Hollywood is gay, and your bigotry *might* be an issue? You’ve carried on long enough. Next.
The home where this man was found is my dear friend and my son’s best friends house, AND who is supposed to be keeping him during my trip to Toronto in 2 weeks. Aaack. New. plan. needed. Anyone babysit? 
I probably should not be rewarded for crankiness, but my *oh so wonderful* bossman at b5media did just that. You *might* have noticed a little frustration in me last week - we have so much going on at b5media right now - and so much of it felt like it was landing square on my head last week. So yesterday, there was a knock at the door, and lo and behold, the FTD guy swooped in with the most beautiful basket of flowers, and such a nice note from Mark, thanking me for my hard work. Thanks so much, Mark - funny how flowers do wash away bad feelings. Men have known this for a long time, I guess. Women are great, but they are funny too. Thanks so much Mark, and everyone at b5 - I really do love working for you all!
A little humor in Britney’s sad situation - from the master, Letterman.
My opinion on Britney, if you wanted to know it - Britney is suffering from several years of heavy drug abuse and screwed up seratonin levels (ecstasy does that to you in a big way) and lots of depression accentuated by post-partum, and divorce. Divorcing even the crappiest person will make you depressed - trust me, I know this. I do think she is going to be dead soon if she doesn’t get some help - I wish I could help her and I hope she lets someone help her soon. Danny Bonaduce (damndoeshelookscary) did an interesting interview on TV last night and said that he knew Britney’s dad and knew if they could grab her up and take care of her, he would. I hope he tries harder - I don’t know how the paparazzi can find her, but her family can’t. Maybe X17 should let Mr. Spears ride around with them. 
Finally, Peyton wins the championship! Should have been in college, but leave it to Peyton to go big. Congrats Colts! w00t!!!
I have successfully ignored this once, but I will be nice and comply this time. Thanks, Glen. ::groan:: lol
Five things you don’t know about me:
1. I am a hobby taxidermist. I wish I had time to work on all the animals in my freezer, there are some beautiful ones in there.
2. I hate to take showers - I am a bath girl. I do bathe, though.
3. I am a headbanger at heart. My all time favorite band is Motley Crue.
4. I think I will likely be a crazy cat lady when I’m old. I keep way too many of them around now (…she says as she knocks a couple off her lap so she can type).
5. I love shock value, but I keep it close to home these days. I don’t like shocking you as much as my mother, my children and my hubby.
I tag Hsien (heh - you can’t ignore MEEEEEEEEE can you - especially when you know all this stuff about me already?) Shannon, SP, Elke, and Suzzann .
Much ado has been made about this sketch - but I think this one is at least as funny - and a whole lot more safe for the kiddies than the first one. Not that the kiddies care.
These are making me love Justin Timberlake again - hes a hoot.
Yay, my beloved bro has arrived for Christmas, perhaps he can help teach my children how to get along. Fat chance of that.
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