That moron Lindsay Lohan got arrested AGAIN last night for DUI. And narcotics possession. What the hell is wrong with these people? Are they going to have to kill someone before they get their driver to drive them around? Don’t tell me Lindsay couldn’t find anyone to drive her “rehabbed” butt home from the bar. This makes me sick.

Celebrities, drink yourselves into oblivion, do enough drugs to kill an elephant, I don’t care. Have a great time, enjoy your mass of fortune and all of the fun it brings with it. But keep your trashy moronic selves off MY roads where people I know and love are driving. I hope they throw the book at her. If they don’t, if I were Paris, I would raise 10 kinds of immortal hell.